(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002) Sometimes it's hard to be a woman When everyone else here is a man I've had some bad times and wonder sometimes Why I'm with a carpet and a can. But there's a scoundrel among them and though he's hard to understand I've come to love him and be proud of him I tell myself about this man: Stand by your Han Go and pursue your lover track down and strangle Jabba When he's all cold, and stoney. Stand by your Han and show the worlds you love him Keep givin' all love you can Stand by your Han.