Song Parodies - Only A Gungan (Billy Joel - Always A Woman) lyrics

(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002) He has bat-wing ears of ridiculous size and he looks like a duck with detachable eyes and he's only around for the comic relief He speaks like a child, and he's only a gungan to me. He's the galaxy's most irrepressable loser introduces himself saying "whosa are yousa?" why Anakin likes him, I really can't see walks like a cartoon, and he's only a gungan to me He, makes a fool of himself always bumbling around such a brainless reptile. Oh, I can't figure him out but I'm not taken in by that big goofy smile Our sense of absurd is what's caused all the teasin' He's a general for no understandable reason and his own people banished him, 'cause they could see that he's clumsy, and stupid, he's only a gungan to me. He, can't take care of himself if he happened to die I don't think that I'd mourn. Oh, I once told Qui-Gon Jinn my opinion of him a "pathetic life form" He fried his own brain while retrieving a tool he always tries hard to be somebody's fool and he won't be here in twenty years, I forsee so I'm hoping like you that he dies in part two, cause he's only a gungan to me.