Song Parodies - Just Call Me Vader (Madison Avenue - Don't Call Me Baby) lyrics

(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002) I can see, it's my big opportunity And I could make it something really cool But you, you think I'm just an unknown guy I'm hear to tell ya, George, that I'm the one to catch your eye I'd make the camera dance if you give me half a chance just put a saber in my hand, and you can point me to the ranch Jake's legacy- he's pa**ing on the torch And so I say to George: Just call me Vader Because I'm Anakin, it's who I wanna be And so I'll tell you endlessly until you see that I'm your Vader Here I am- pick me! and just call me Vader Most every eye across the globe They want a look at who you put in the Jedi robe And I'd fulfill, mmm, the role with ease I've even trained myself in talking at the time I breathe This role ain't got me spooked I can be another Luke, Just let me get onto the set, I'll whine until it makes you puke Hey, look at me- I've got the sandy hair You say the word, I'm there Just call me Vader Because out to the ranch is where I wanna go I'm better than DiCaprio! I'm sure you know that I'm your Vader Get on with the show and just call me Vader!