(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002) Went to Darth Vader my way handcuffs on my hands walker came to meet us rising up in the air up ahead in the distance a shuttle platform, at night the air grew colder and my face grew grim it was my father, all right There he stood in the doorway Commander had done well and I was thinking to myself I'd never noticed- his helmet's a bell. Then he lit up my saber and he showed me the way there were voices down the corridor I thought I heard them say Welcome to the hotel of the Emp'ror Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place) hanging there in space. Big as a moon is the hotel of the Emp'ror What a giant sphere (What a giant sphere) And the guy is here! His body evil and twisted He wants me for his own ends His confidence is his weaknesses Mine's my friends. Now we stand in the throne room see the fleet, and I fret. Some stand to remember Some stand to forget. So I call up my saber activates with a whine, and he said Good, now use that aggression and fear Like you're father, you're mine And still those voices are calling from far away Must be those two red guys out of sight I thought I heard them say Welcome to the hotel of the Emperor Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place) hanging here in space. We're living it up at the hotel of the Emp'ror What a nice surprise (What a nice surprise) For those rebel guys! Shadows and low ceiling A brilliant place to hide, (and Dad said) So, you have a sister here She'll love the Dark Side. In the master's chambers I drove him to defeat His master couldn't change my side; I got sizzled like some meat! Last thing I remember, he was lifted off the floor and thrown into the pa**age black to the main reactor core. Relax, said Anakin, I was programmed but I'm free You can check out any time you like Go my son, leave me!