(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002) When I was younger, so much younger than today I hadn't traveled all around this place far, far away. But now those days are gone, I'm not so self-a**ured I've been had, and Darth's my Dad, and now I've lost my sword. Help me Obi-Wan, I've fallen down And it's such a bloody long way to the ground I think my hand is at the lost and found Won't you please, please help me! Oh boy, how things have changed in oh so many ways Looking down, I think my hand just vanished in the haze. This weather vane I'm on, it doesn't feel secure I know that I just need you like I've never done before Help me Obi-Wan, I've fallen down And it's such a bloody long way to the ground I think my hand is at the lost and found Won't you please, please help me! When I was younger, so much younger than today I hadn't travelled all around this place far, far away. But now those days are gone, I'm not so self-a**ured I've been had, and Darth's my Dad, and now I've lost my sword. Help me Obi-Wan, I've fallen down And it's such a bloody long way to the ground I think my hand is at the lost and found Won't you please, please help me! Help me Help me!!!