Song Parodies - Anything Goes lyrics

1. If health care means Barack Obama can yank out the plug on Momma, it clearly shows, Anything goes. When acolytes of global warming see proof of their dire warning in record lows, Anything goes. Are you unemployed today? Did they dock your pay? Jobs that go away now are gone to stay. From above the fray, The politicians say, "That's just how it goes." The deadly scheme called fast and furious proves that in matters serious they ain't pro's. Anything goes. 2. That coalition of the clueless called Occupy camps out loo-less, so hold your nose. Anything goes. They're demonizing venture capital while raising funds from affable C. E. O's. Anything goes. We know that Iran has nukes , Pakistan has nukes, them that can has nukes, lotsa kooks got nukes, and the liberal pukes don't care who gets nukes, not 'til one of 'em blows. John Edwards can escape conviction with nothing but folksy diction and pricey clothes. Anything goes. 3. Obama makes a speech on Labor Day, So long he might not go away 'til it snows. Anything goes. Al Gore did *not* invent the internet. Liberals give him credit, yet. I suppose.... Anything goes. The world has gone mad today and good's bad today, and black's white today, and wrong's right today, and John Roberts may find a goofy way to ignore what he knows. At last we finally got bin Laden consigned to the ocean bottom to decompose. Anything Goes. 4. Bill Maher had a colonoscopy, putting his whole philosophy where it shows. Anything goes.