Boy's we've been here for a while But we've finally got the style Strike your pose and fake a smile Give me Kenny, give me Kyle I hate to break it but it's true Fifteen minutes we'll be through And I won't have to talk to you Now you know the words you fool Sing along to you own tune Wrote to prove you are a tool Tell your friends you joined a boyband Boyband Good Chalotte said they like McFly Is half their fanbase gonna cry? It's so pathetic dry your eyes When you gonna realise a tun's a tune? I don't know why the metalheads want us to die But these days they're all under nine So I'll be fine Now you know the words you fool Sing along to you own tune Wrote to prove you are a tool Tell your kids you joined a boyband Boyband I get calls from girls who saw me on TV Behind my back they're saying nasty thing about me "There's the kid who blew it all, I sat next to him in school Everyone thought he was cool 'til he quit his job and joined a boyband" Boyband Now you know the words you fool Sing along to you own tune Wrote to prove you are a tool Tell your kids you joined a boyband Boyband Join a boyband Join a boyband Screw your life up Join a boyband Kids will hate you Out to get you Ever since you Joined a boyband It's really scary Palms are sweaty Potato guns are armed and ready Screwed your life up Just like Eddie Ever since you Joined a boyband