He is alive and kicking, and screaming Calls it gymnastics Calls it velocity You spend twenty years climbing And never change your mind, or change direction And you call it the path of least resistance You have everything you ever need So you sing 'If you can't beat them join them" All the way up to your floor Memorise and repeat it And sing it like you mean it They are talking to me And I'm nowhere to be found There's somewhere else I had to be Call it necessity Mutiny, entropy They think I'm down, they tell me I should brighten up That's just 'cause they don't know an explosion when they see one And they sing "If you can't beat them join them" All the way up to your floor Memorise and repeat it And sing it like you mean it All the way home to your front door Yeah you better believe it Sing it like you mean it They are talking to me And I am nowhere to be found So you sing, so you sing If you can't beat them join them All the way up to your floor Memorise and repeat it And sing it like you mean it