Always breaking my heart Over fuzzy telephone lines Always making me cry Keeping me up all night All night All night Always making me cry Keeping me up all night All night All night All night If i could treat you like sh** Then you'd love me forever And ever And ever And ever You're always causing a scene Over things i've done in my past Fill another shot gla** Wish upon an eyelash Eyelash Eyelash I down another shot gla** And wish upon an eyelash Eyelash Eyelash Eyelash If i could treat you like sh** Then you'd love me forever And ever And ever And ever I used to be the 'snot king' Now i'm just the king of tears Broken hearts and broken bottles Cigarettes and booze and beer Yeah, i used to be a joker Now the only joke is me Seems the better that i treat you Then the worse you act towards me I know you're mad But i know you're home And i guess you see it's me On the caller i d screen And you won't pick up the phone I hang up and wait And i try you again Then i hang up again After thirteen rings...