Someone delete this please - Kentucky Straight Razor lyrics

I'm smoking way too many Turkish jades And sipping on Kentucky straight And when it's empty I'll drink aftershave in desperation When I was younger I was just abused That's why I'm always staring at my shoes It's funny how the smallest things affect you in big ways Why do the best things always go so wrong? It's not enough for them to give your all A revelation in the shower stall that love is futile Down the drain through the sewer pipes The remnants of a f**ed up life I kissed her once but f**ed her twice I'm like a beast but not as nice And all the time I wasted on some girls Just makes me want to wretch My guys unfurled The road to hell is paved with golden curls and headaches I've known the tragedy of former friends I've seen the desperate means to desperate ends I'm going to die by liver, lung or chest or by my own hand I had a relative who k**ed himself He made his noose from his karate belt I think I know how he must have felt But I'm still breathing Down the drain through the sewer pipes The remnants of a f**ed up life I kissed her once but f**ed her twice Revenge is sweetest served on ice, yeah Down the drain through the sewer pipes The remnants of a f**ed up life I kissed her once but f**ed her twice The phone is off the hook tonight There's going to be a suicide tonight You never know, this time it might be mine There's going to be a suicide tonight Hopefully, this time it won't be friends of mine Yeah, there's going to be a suicide tonight A razorblade is bought to bleed some motherf**er dry Yeah, there's going to be a suicide tonight Another girl will stop the heart of just another guy