The moment you said yes was arguably the finest one yet And the moment i spoke my mind was my own fault We each have our ways of playing it safe though that's the last thing we need For example you don't call for example i act like i don't notice when you don't call And the moment you give in to an evening of conjugal sin Is the moment that i concede that i answer to a physical greed I am missing you more now than ever before and i do not sleep nights I am missing you more than is possibly healthy and i don't sleep Do you get tired of the stupid little boys who do not think for themselves? 'cause i got tired of the stupid little girls who wear their bodyweight in makeup You've been cutting your hair in the bathroom at school I'm trying hard not to stare trying hard to be cool But my heart will go bad if it never is used and then i'd really be sad Because i made it for you What do i have to do to convince you that you would be stupid to be unaffected by me? What do i have to do to convince you that you would be stupid to be stupid? And how can i protest your total lack of interest? Do you get tired of the stupid little boys well i was never one of them 'cause i got tired of the stupid littl girls who spend their whole lives planning their weddings What do i have to do to convince you that i am like no other My heart will go bowling my body to science but my soul never met year 2000 compliance What do i have to do to convince you that i am like no other And who do i have to f** to finally be your lover The moment that you said yes is the moment that you'll regret You'll spend every single summer day trying hard to forget Or maybe you won't i cannot really know everyone says they know when they don't Maybe you will be happy for the first time in your whole life Maybe you will be happy fast asleep next to me next to me You will be fast asleep next to me next to me You will be fast sleep in my bed till 11 We will be fast asleep, bodily a**umed into heaven.