SolidRaps - SolidWorks® Rap (S.W.R.A.P) lyrics

[Verse 1] Techies designers and engineers Stop what you're doing and lend your ears I'm not dissing the competition, But lets just say I'm down with Da**ault Systèmes Throw your keyboard in the air Roll your SpaceBall like you just don't care And if you've got SolidWorks tattooed on your knuckles Let me hear you say “oh yeah” Oh… So I guess its just me My SolidWorks sk**s are a bit rusty That's a joke… are you mental?! In my sleep I model sheep, made from Sheet Metal Back to the program For 3D CAD, man It's just so nang. Understand! You can design anything that you think you can Shell it out rip the corners and flatten it Library Feature Emboss and Pattern it Watch for zero thickness edges Or the feature manager just ain't havin it I start a part like a warlord, planning it Sketch on a f*g packet before attacking it And if its got Wrap in it, or a complex feature I'll handle it Hang on I said wrap, innit -- ‘Wrap' s a feature featured in this rap, innit! [Hook - Repeat x 3] It's a Rap, It's a Rap, It's a Rap, It's a S-W-R-A-P [Verse 2] Somebody did a SolidWorks rap before But the rhymes were shoddy and the track was poor This is 130 BPM, and what's more Have you ever heard SolidWorks Grime Nerdcore? His rap was Essentials; mine's Advanced Now it's time to bust a little SolidWorks dance, it goes… Left click… Right click… Alt + Mouse wheel and ‘Roll' Rotating's easy, and if you wanna pan It's Mouse wheel and hold control, yo! I Flexed my best Feature at SolidWorks World; Tried to Combine my Solid Body with the girls It was getting late with no sense in a date So I said that I'm great at Concentric Mates I drew me a Rolex, so I looked the bomb Threw in an exploded view and a BOM My graphics card ain't wack, I keep it real dude My pimp cup's blinging when I tweak the RealView Some ice on my neck'd look fresh I'm gonna Boss Extrude my name in bold text And then 3D Print this thing And I'm gonna make myself a sick pinky ring… …And I'm out! [Repeat Hook x 4]