I slapped a pound note Down on the counter 'Make that three I ordered and make it snappy, sir' 'Make that three I ordered and make it snappy, sir' And they thought I looked The other way when They were standing They were standing in the lee of a slag-heap, making water And I'm glad I did I slapped a pound note 'Make that three I ordered and make it snappy, sir' They are quite touchy About anything Like that personal Stuff I had simply pasted the new photo over the old one And I'm glad I did And they thought I looked The other way when They were standing They were standing in the lee of a slag-heap, making water And I'm glad I did