(fan) Hey, Sole, man! Wa**up dude? Yo I came all the way from the suburbs man! Yo I love your sh**! How about a free tape, dude? Support the underground! Woo woo! Yeah man! Yeah! Yo man! I usually dream about gold chains and being an MC 'til I'm old and gray Instead I wear a tie and fix computers all day In this dream I trusted everyone and I was in the spotline for the lifeline of real life People are vampires and Sole only exists in the nighttime Time is by my silhouette, tired of being a harbinger of bad news Tired of paying rent, and I'm tired of paying dues And I'm tired of being polite, and I'm tired of not falling asleep And I'm tired of morons that say I'm too abstract or I'm too deep (drums) Yeah I'm deep, deep in debt, deep in thought Falling off the deep end without a bungee (Wooo!) 'Cause life is a circus and the girls on Haight Street are way too funky (true!) Time to feel like a martyr, a satire, a sadder pioneer (Sole, wa**up?) With idle hands idolizing every instrument I hear But I've got red hair and a f**ed up beard, overgrown goatee Been keeping it real, wearing the same clothes since 1993 This world is an empty refrigerator, full of wasted skin So I maintain an empty stomach and magnets to place everywhere I've been "But I can't understand why the world is covered with frost queens with blue eyes" Blazin' is good, and we can be winners, if we compromise I'm always complaining, these'll be the days when I get old Thanks to all the industry parties, now I got ca**ingles to dub beats over Overwhelmed at times, couldn't fit these songs in a CD boxed set Signed rappers: if you're so dope, then why ain't you been dropped yet? Kids say it's all about battlin', and braggin' though it's masculinity Freestyle means diddly, and cameos provide validity (you don't freestyle) Any hiphop is a joke, except for all purpose I'm leaving soon When fools call up asking for the promo department I'll connect you with the living room (hey, hold on) Live it up, pour a brew, pull up a chair let's politick and speak-spearean We can talk about rappers and discuss alien abduction conspiracies Nonsense is fun, rhetorical conversations are amusing When speech leaves book and industry thought most find it confusing So smoke more weed, and read more novels, and watch more cable And so we'll still remain skeptical, cause sensible means (chorus) Aiiyo I talk a lot of sh**, I can back it all the f** up Get along, let's all hold hands and sing the song So I'll talk a lot of sh**, hey, I can back it all the f** up (Cause I love you, and you love me) And we're just one big happy family Well it's day four, sentence six, (uh huh) and everything is clicking People are cliquean and talking cliches too much, touche Today I took a holy shower and washed away all my indecencies Even sat in the sun, to try to cook up the beast in me But it's still there, eating away on my people sk**s But f** it, we can build and I'm not stressed out And play the field 'til I'm 'X'ed out of every guestlist and put on every blacklist Well, I guess that just means more names on the 'People I Gotta Diss' list I love everybody, but I've run out of kind phrases So if I see you and act sarcastic, take it personal, and personally I wanna play the horses, but ain't got enough gambling ends And I'd like to see the pigs, but all of them got boyfriends We can be friends or arch-rivals or we can share ideas Or sip espresso, until we both have diarrhea A lot of people are cool, and some are less intellectual I like having a girlfriend and like them more when they're bis**ual Battle rhymes don't hurt people, battling AIDS isn't enjoyable There's something about goth girls in short skirts I find delectable So come back to my shelter you horny little pale raccoon wearing three chains And I'll give you some more stupid sayings to put in your keychains (chorus with variations 2x) (drums cut) I've grown to love stability, (uh huh) been anything but lethargic (true!) Constantly increased abilities and found a soft spot for hardship (so so) Discovered that "enjoyable" and "happy" are both relative terms (true) Come to terms with the fact that while on earth all people are worms (drums) But hey, the early bird remains tracing the smog and acid rain Actually, all acts of selfless is serene rested in mundane I enjoy simple things, like computers and tropical fish And indie artsy women that succumb to my every wish Since the devil's a misogynist I try to act like Too $hort (biiatch!) But if God was a b**h, I'd make it a point to pay my child support But/And since I don't have kids I can (simply) act irresponsible, Buy a grip of useless sh**/items, and eat foods that are unpronounceable Keep me unaccountable, 'cause counting my obstacles has been depressing And undressing prime notions, that adolescent peers teach me added lessons To the ma**, (son) simply I'm the God, in the earth Being from Maine has been a blessing and being bitter has been my curse The only cure: separate Sole from the ills that spoil my surroundings You were raised in manure, so it's only right that we be on our own sh**, sure And since I ain't sh**, and you're convinced to be in its elements Take part in self degradation when you're facing Sole-ful eloquence You've got a lot of time to think, that's not necessarily a bad thing Just think of all the joys a bottle of Windex, a pen and pad could bring I say think before you speak, and think before anything you do Or the next rhyme I write might be about you, son they shook * (*vocal interpolation of Mobb Deep - "Shook Ones Pt. II") (chorus with varations till fade) (fan) Oh.. oh.. what? Ohh, did you hear that? Oh, this kid is crazy! Oh man.. oh sh**. Listen man, y'knowahmsayin'? We just chillin'.. chillin' yall.. chillin'.. wooo.. Yo man, oh yo, just f**in' crazy dude! Oh Lord. Yo man.. Listen man, you ever interested in some guns? Y'knowahmsayin'? Listen! My boy.. wants to hook you up! Y'knowahmsayin'? Yo man, 'cause I know you're motherf**ing hard! sh**, listen dude, I could hook you up with a gun, man! Y'knowahmsayin' cause it's the underground, you know how crazy it is!