SOL626 - Darwin lyrics

Wanna talk evolution? Darwin married his first cousin That fool went chromosome crumpin in a hammock lounging Tryna wrap the mind around surviving please The world's strongest man ain't nice at fighting If I follow the logic we came from primates cuz our thumbs gripped rocks better Suddenly we got Glocks, berettas, nukes, chess, medicine, books and Christmas sweaters But let's unravel genetics Every animal on the planet is like 3 million years behind this Fast track to grab sh** and get on our level For now they get in our bellies The jump from chimp to world leader Seems to take just a few years Darwin couldn't evolve a crab out of his pubic hair He went on a nice vacation, found some new birds got a nice donation Had no knowledge of divination or bio engineering Couldn't explain pyramids or astro rockets in Egypt Laser battles over India Radiation, time space continuum Gene mutation, f** that guy Survival is energy, switched on and off by ancients Evolution, love and hate switches Geared like Swiss watches To set off fate with the best wishes To bless my destiny If I ever see Darwin we fighting That's on me, evolution off the books Those were sponsored by crooks, who don't know no better anyway Gotta gain the entry way to an active ziggurat That, my friends, is the launchpad for the gods Who heated up our main star just enough to make that morose scientist dip his toes in eternal sands in Galápagos Perhaps evolution is just a slow roast compost being slurped into black holes Then the fittest to survive is the sh**tiest invention ever proposed, evolution...