I can't be me when I'm in front of you I just can't be myself when I see you because you're very cute tonight and I feel shy and sad and I look at you and I think I love you but you don't want me and that is very clear I should have noticed it for years but I still want you but not as a friend because... you're the man, I'm the girl, we look good together you with your hat, me with my boots we are, we are, the dandy cowboys I read today in a magazine that men don't like girls who are shy and sad so now I wear my magic smile, just for you I put my magic boots, I ride my magic horse I am so brave, I don't fear anything I even feel gusts sprawling under my skirt, I wrote all amends and give the money, to daddy because... you're the man, I'm the girl, we look good together you with your hat, me with my boots we are, we are, the dandy cowboys and now I'm the richest girl in all the country you call me 'baby' you say you want me but honey, it's too late now I'm the queen of rodeo you missed your chance you're no longer my hero. you're a b**hy dandy you don't respect the rules you stole my money and ran away with your pony and now I'm gonna k** you I'll shoot you in the head now I'm gonna k** you I'm gonna shoot you in the head because... you're the man, I'm the girl, we look good together you with your hat, me with my boots we are, we are, the dandy cowboys... the dandy cowboys you didn't want me and that was very clear I will never never forget it but I still hope that hats and boots can get along together I still hope that hats and boots can get along together I still hope that hats and boots can get along together I hope that we get along