Margaret, back in Junior High Margaret, all yellow curled She was the most popular girl Margaret, she was beautiful Margaret developed first We all thought she had all the luck in the world She never noticed me, what could I give her? I knew someday I would have to forgive her Ooh Margaret, dear Margaret Such a lucky girl How could I ever forget Margaret Meanwhile, ten years later Margaret moved to West Hollywood We all thought she could make it if anyone could Margaret, she missed the reunion Margaret, we never heard What became of St. Mary's glamorous girl Until the day at the video center A man held a tape with a girl on the cover In bad lingerie on a Cadillac fender Ooh Margaret, dear Margaret Such a lucky girl Our St. Mary's girl How could I ever forget Margaret