So You Think You Can Dance - Roman's Revenge lyrics

I am not Jasmine, I am Aladdin So far ahead, these bums is laggin' See me in that new thing, bums is gaggin' I'm startin' to feel like a dungeon dragon Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon I'm startin' to feel like a dungeon dragon Look at my show footage, how these girls be spazzin' So f** I look like gettin' back to a has-been Yeah, I said it, has-been Hang it up, flat screen Plasma Hey Nicki, hey Nicki, asthma I got the pumps, it ain't got medicine I got bars, sentencin' I'm a bad b**h, I'm a c*nt And I'll kick that ho, punt Forced trauma, blunt You play the back b**h, I'm in the front You need a job, this ain't cuttin' it Nicki Minaj is who you ain't f**in' with You lil' brag-a-lot beat you with a pad-a-lock I am a movie, camera block You outta work, I know it's tough But enough is enough Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon I ain't into S&M but my whip's off the chain A little drop of candy paint drips off the frame Twisted-a** mind, got a pretzel for a brain An eraser for a head, f**in' pencil for a friend You don't like it then peel off, b**h, every last woman on earth I'll k** off And I still wouldn't f** you, s*ut, so wipe the smile on your grill off I swear to God I'll piss a Happy Meal off Get the wheels turnin', spin a wheel off Snap the axle in half, bust the tire-rod Quit hollerin' "Why, God?" He ain't got sh** to do with it Bygones'll never be bygones so won't be finished swallowin' my wad I ain't finished blowin' it, nice bra Hope it'll fit a tough titty, b**h, life's hard, I swear to God Life is a dumb blond white broad With fake tits and a bad dye job Who just spit in my f**in' face and called me a f**in' tightwad 'Til finally I broke down and bought her an iPod And caught her stealin' my music so I tied her arms and legs to the bed Set up the camera and pissed twice on her Look, two pees and a tripod The moral to the story is, life's treatin' you like dry sod? Kick it back in its face, my God It's Shady and Nicki Minaj, you might find the sight quite odd But don't ask why, b**h, ask why not The world, world is my punchin' bag and If I'm garbage, you're a bunch of maggots Make that face, go on, scrunch it up at me Show me the target so I can lunge and attack it Like a, raah, like a dungeon dragon You fell off, off, they must've bumped your wagon You musta went off the back, I'm 'bout to go off the deep end Told you to stay in your lane, you just choked in traffic Is this the thanks that I get for puttin' you b**hes on? Is it my fault that all of you b**hes gone? Shoulda sent a thank you note, you little ho Now I'ma wrap your coffin with a bow Nicki, she just mad 'cause you took the spot Word, that b**h mad 'cause I took the spot? Well b**h, if you ain't sh**tin', then get off the pot Got some n***as out in Brooklyn that'll off your top I hear them mumblin', I hear the cacklin' I got 'em scared, shook, panickin' Overseas, church, Vatican You at a stand still, mannequin You wanna sleep on me? Overnight? I'm the motherf**in' boss, overwrite And when I pull up, vroom, motorbike Now all my n***as gettin' bucked, overbite I see them dusty a** Filas, Levi's Raggedy a**, holes in your knee-highs I call the play, now do you see why? These b**hes callin' me Manning, Eli Manning, Eli These b**hes callin' me Manning, Eli All you lil' f*ggots can s** it No h*mo, but I'ma stick it to 'em like refrigerator magnets And I'm crooked enough to make straitjackets bend Yeah, look who's back again, b**h, keep actin' as if You have the same pa**ion that I have Yeah, right, still hungry, my a**, you a** dicks had gastric bypa** Ain't hot enough to set fire to dry gra** And 'bout as violent as hair on eyelids, eyelash Go take a flyin' leap of faith off a f**in' balcony 'Fore I shove a falcon wing up your fly a** You know what time it is, so why ask When Shady and Nicki's worlds cla** it's high cla** meets white trash Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon Roman, Roman, stop it, stop it You've gone mad, mad, I tell you, mad You and this boy Slim Shady What's goin' on? They'll lock you away They'll put you in a jail cell I promise Take your mother's warnin', Roman please Back to bed, run along Let's go, come on Wash your mouth out with soap, boys