What on Earth Are you doing With the book Of the dead? The Necronomicon's Not meant to be Handled so lightly What on Earth Is that unearthly tome Doing Above hell? The Necronomicon's Not meant to be Dealt with so carelessly What on Earth Are you doing Reciting Such verse? The Necronomicon's Not meant to be Read from so leisurely What on Earth Are you doing Casting Such spells? The Necronomicon's Not meant to be Utilized so irresponsibly Goblin scrawl Is the easiest spell of all The ones I know You'll regret the day That you scanned that first page I know I'm not at all impressed With your self-proclaimed Resourcefulness No What's dead is dead And the living Are just subletters