What an arsehole What a f**ing wa*ker What a toss-pot ,a toe rag ,a fart in a jar I've been dreaming a dream that keeps recurring Turn the corner you're there Turns into a nightmare Wake with a shout I'm an arsehole I'm a f**ing wa*ker 'cos I can't get to grips with what the f** you're about I'm an arsehole I'm a f**ing wa*ker I'm a toss-pot ba*tard a toe rag fu*kWIT fart in a jar we're all arseholes We're a bunch of wa*kers We're a bunch of toss-pots fu*kWITS toe rags GOBsh*tES farts in a jar You're all arseholes You're a bunch of wa*kers You're a bunch of toss-pots fu*kWITS toe rags WETWIPES farts in a jar We're all arseholes We're a bunch of wa*kers We're a bunch of toss-pots fu*kWITS toe rags GOBsh*tES farts in a jar and so on Note the English spelling of Arsehole