Once Upon A Time Far Far Away Last week just around the corner The grunts & uglies tuts & snarls descended Pumped up, hissing & spitting Pumped up, spitting & snarling About to take the wrong turn of their lives Megaladon was busy tucking into his last baleen whale sandwich While out the mud crawled the distant relatives of a bunch of ignorant nutters About to take the wrong turn Take a life What a waste A pointless waste of life Wasted years in jail A sad f** up Once Upon A Time Far Far Away Last week just around the corner The grunts & uglies tuts & snarls descended Spoiling for trouble Pumped up, hissing & spitting Pumped up, spitting & snarling About to take the wrong turn of their lives What a waste