Snowpony - Naked Twister lyrics

I've never been a Christian and I always kind of liked your sister My heart beats backwards when I think about how much I've missed her I didn't get her pregnant My ownly crime Was playing naked twister Behind enemy lines Thats why I'm running! That's why I'm running to the river That's why I'm running! That's why I'm running to the river Jump jump jump in the river! Jump in the river and learn to swim Jum [hesitate] jump in the river Jump in the river I hope I swim! I've never been able to resist her We rolled around on the floor I'm leaving through the window Although I came in through the door! I didn't get her pregnant My only crime Was playing naked twister In a field of landmines That's why I'm running! Thats why I'm running to the river That's why I'm running! That's why i'm running to the river Jump, jump, jump in the river! Jump in the river and learn to swim Jump [hesitate] jump in the river Jump in the river, I hope I swim! Jump in the river, I hope I swim! Jump in the river, I hope I swim!