[Intro] Stuck on Telemundo, yeah You just ruined it for me, I hope you know that [Verse 1] I was flipping through channels, trying to watch my soaps Watching my novela cause its a hell of an episode Well then my boyfriend called me up He said he off of work and so - he bringing me some carne asada tacos and a coke He said he wants to kick it, I said ok I really haven't seen much of him since the other day As long as you can keep quiet youre ok with me My show is on, i will talk during the commercial break And then he came over he was like what the heck's this crap? Edgar [?] who the heck is that? And why can't we just watch the Lakers play against the [?]? Oh my god look at these freaking dudes they can't act And then they walked in, I seen his whole attention go to them I could tell that there is no end What the heck did i get myself in? [Hook] My boyfriend stuck on Telemundo My boyfriend stuck on Telemundo I got my boyfriend stuck on Telemundo My boyfriend stuck on Telemundo I got my boyfriend stuck on Telemundo Stuck on Telemundo I got my boyfriend stuck on Telemundo Stuck on Telemundo, yeah [Verse 2] All he does is watch the spanish channel, and thats why A bunch of big booty spanish women, and no lie That boy dont even understand the language, I might cry Its like hes cheating but hes at my crib and Im right by He has a schedule and laughs at stuff that he dont understand I swear im at a 30 minute show from leaving my man Now he watches my novelas and he acts like hes a fan But i can tell its not that its that the actress' rack is like BAM And he said no other channel has so many women and They all practically have no clothes and aw damn This morning show got chicks in bikinis and they dance And its barely about to be 8-freaking-30 a.m And how am I supposed to compete with that? That girl right there got like .5% fat And even if it's plastic she still look hella stacked And I'm just an average chick who happens to rap [Hook] My boyfriend stuck on Telemundo My boyfriend stuck on Telemundo I got my boyfriend stuck on Telemundo My boyfriend stuck on Telemundo I got my boyfriend stuck on Telemundo Stuck on Telemundo I got my boyfriend stuck on Telemundo Stuck on Telemundo, yeah