You're not fair Telling me You faked every orgasm You've had with me That's just fine Now it's over And I'm out here Banging my head After all the dancing And spilling beer all over the place I lie out here In disgrace You've had your fun Kissed some bloke you shouldn't have Right in front of me Punched him to the floor I could have k**ed him there But I got thrown out I'll get him some other time When he leasts expects it