Good evening ladies and gentlemen [scratched:] "Let's describe a certain female" [Chorus: Snoop] b**hes will be b**hes as I smash in the Chevy It's gettin, it's gettin, it's gettin kind of heavy b**hes will be b**hes as I smash in the Chevy It's gettin, it's gettin, it's gettin kind of heavy b**hes will be b**hes as I smash in the Chevy It's gettin, it's gettin, it's gettin kind of heavy [Snoop Dogg] It all goes back, to '85 When I start gettin p**y every day of my life It really didn't matter what the b**h look like I remember one night, after the Sugar Ray fight Wouldn't you believe it, Dogg like a retriever I went up in this big fat b**h named Treva She had a best friend with titties named Vanessa She told me to undress her, yessir Ain't no pressure, later that semester She put me down with her homegirl name Tanisha She was so vicious, lips so luscious s** a n***a dick and have it shinin like some dishes Patricia, Patricia, she love the way I stick her I take her to the movies and now, she eat the dick up Big bucks, no whammies I had to meet this white b**h, her name was Tammy She lived in the Valley, she couldn't understand me But she let me dig out, her homegirl named Brandi Now Brandi was a cute little thick b**h She moved to the hood from the 2-oh-6 She brought some new tricks, flippin them squirrels And the pearls, and turnin out the neighborhood little girls Hmm, and I seen that, so I peep the game So I put her down, bottom b**h on my team And we began makin, breakin b**hes takin whatever we want, see she want with the fakin It's real in the field, no mistakin And crack the little b**h, yeah she Jamaican Time and time again she would bring me bud And let me beat it up, listenin to "One Love" Off some jerk chicken, I got mo' b**hes Now I'm f**in her sister it's gettin real suspicious But the dick is good, so they won't tell And now they next door neighbor, Clarissa Bell She been lookin at me, I think she wanna hit But I'ma holla back, cause I'm on another b**h I'm on some other sh**, I got a phone call From the motherf**in president y'all He said, "Snoop Dogg, how could I f** a b**h and make her s** a dick and not get caught for the f** of it?" I called and look here, this what you do Make the First Lady sell a little p**y for you I think he got it, cause he left fast He left his daughters, and a lot of cash Well what do ya know, D-O-double-G Major pimpin, out in D.C. And I'm a young pimp, got a lot of growin left And you's a young hoe with a lot of hoein left Always keep a hoe in check, blowin us a train wreck Yeah I might have to go in depth See every little hoe I met They're standouts, you know the ones like Yvette We f**ed in the car, behind a bar I shot it in her face and it went "Ahhh" My homeboy Charles Went up in his sister, behind the garage I was menace, I was freaky, I was sick When y'all was tryin to hump, I was teachin them to s** dick Always tryin to go up in a hoe Got caught tryin to f** in school they asked me what I did it fo' You know just what I told her? I love p**y, and this dick is what I showed her And now they threw me out, now I'm at the pad I'm at a new school, way cool New hoes, new script, fresh fish Walk up in the room and I bust a new b**h I'm in some new tail, wanna holla back But for now let me holla back Impala black She's a 12th grader, in my science cla** And I done seen the p**y, yeah boy I'm movin fast See I was taught by, and I was taught I better move on somethin fast if I thought I could claim a dame, or game her brain Or tame a man, not with the same old game See on some different stuff, I'm a different cut It's what I say and do to make the b**h give it up Oh you wanna brag? I wanna brag too Now what you gon' do, when they ask you Is you gon' tell a lie, or you gon' keep it G Or you gon' hold it all inside or you gon' tell on me? sh** it's all cool, cause it was all good It's just another day in Doggy Dogg's neighborhood You better watch your girl, cause if she on the loose It's a 90 percent chance she gon' get pimp juice Now what it do, what it is Now you livin with that hoe and y'all got fo' kids b**hes will be b**hes as I smash in the Chevy It's gettin, it's gettin kind of heavy b**hes will be b**hes as I smash in the Chevy It's gettin, it's gettin kind of heavy b**hes will be b**hes as I smash in the Chevy It's gettin, it's gettin kind of heavy [fades out]