Welcome to Adelaide It's a real nice town Lots of police men everywhere That are sure to remove that frown They got judges, too They'd like to bu*t-f** you But only if you're under nine Welcome to Adelaide You're sure to have a swell time --- There's a rumor going 'round 'Bout the cannibals of Snow Town Their incredibly expensive, legal machine Who foils the machine? --- There's a rumor doin' rounds About a brutal gang Of cops and politicians Who rape and murder little kitties Yeah, they call them the family Yes, they call them the family