You know, just the other morning, I was hanging around in my house. I had that new book with pictures of Madonna naked, I was checking it out. Just then a friend of mine came through the door Said she'd never picked me for a scumbag before Said she didn't ever want to see me anymore And I still don't know why. I think I'm an alright guy. I think I'm an alright guy. I just wanna live until I gotta die. I know I ain't perfect, but God knows, I try. I think I'm an alright guy. I think I'm alright. Now maybe I'm dirty, and maybe I smoke a little dope. It ain't like I'm going on TV and tearing pictures of the pope. I know I get wild and I know I get drunk. But it ain't like I gotta bunch of bodies in my trunk. My old man used to call me a no-good punk And I still don't know why. I think I'm an alright guy. I think I'm an alright guy. I just wanna live until I gotta die. I know I ain't perfect, but God knows, I try. I think I'm an alright guy. I think I'm alright. I think I'm alright; hell yeah! You know, just the other night, these cops pulled me over outside a bar. They turned on their lights, and ordered me outta my car. And I was only kidding when I called 'em a coupla dicks, But still they made me do the Stupid Human Tricks, And now I'm stuck in this jail with a bunch of dumb hicks And I still don't know why. I think I'm an alright guy. I think I'm an alright guy. I just wanna live until I gotta die. I know I ain't perfect, but God knows, I try. I think I'm an alright guy. I think I'm alright. I think I'm an alright guy. I think I'm alright You know, I think I'm an alright guy...I really do; I'm alright!