SNFU - Bizarre Novelties lyrics

I find it hard to talk With a black ball in my mouth Impossible to fart With carrots up my a** My neighbors think I'm weird I do agree Whatever turns your crank Are you into bizarre novelties? I find it hard to walk With my thumbs screwed into the floor I travel to strange places When left alone I explore My neighbors think I'm sick I do agree Do not try this at home Unless your into bizarre novelties