Running away to join the circus Every little boy's dream When he got there, he discovered That circus life isn't all it seems The bearded lady was a b**h The clown was a drunk The strongman was a queer Kept a dress in the costume trunk As he got older He found himself a shoulder belonging To the big man Wearing black high heels Now that they are a couple They often dance the shuffle In fact, they led the parade last year The bearded lady had three tits The clown was well hung The strongman drank twelve beers Then puked in the costume trunk