SNFU - Eric's Had a Bad Day lyrics

Eric got a speeding ticket
 Eric stepped in human sh** 
He's had a bad day now 
Eric drank a pint of salsa 
Then went into convulsions
 He's had a bad day now 
Eric bought a new amp 
Then got kicked out of his band 
He's had a bad day now 
Eric busted his jaw
at the local skatepark
 He's had a bad day now 
What's a poor boy to do?
 Flex your head, Eric
 Nice blue dreads, Eric
 Nice blue dreads