SNFU - Where's My Legs? lyrics

You may think a man's brain stops After he's been dead and his legs chopped off Well, let me tell you a story to change that belief It started back when I was still alive My girlfriend and I were sitting side by side When she grabbed a gun and rudely ended my life My body lay there, dead and cold When she dragged me down to the basement below Where she decided to stuff me in a cardboard box That's when her problem did arise You see, the box she chose was to small in size So, she chopped off my legs Just so I could fit my future home Then out of panic or out of stress? She lost my legs, never to be found again Now I cannot die unless my body's complete So I lay in limbo, in agony, the world's first zombie amputee First she robbed me of life now she's robbing me of d**h So, if you've seen my legs, I'd like them back Or has she fed them to her dog and cat? If this is what life is, I don't want any part of it