Who is that new waitress He wants her on his plate Every time he sees her He just has to masturbate He wants her luscious breasts On the end of his fork But all the menu offers Is chicken, beef and pork But I don't want that girl to be mine For breakfast lunch or supper time She's not a s** object but a person too! I know that she's not on the menu She's not on the menu! She's not on the menu! He wants to eat her body Just like a plate of fries And s** out all the gravy That seeps into her thighs He says he loves that girl That couldn't be more true Because every time he speaks to her He comes into his soup But I don't want that girl to be mine For breakfast lunch or supper time She's not a s** object but a person too! I know that she's not on the menu She's not on the menu! She's not on the menu!