I hope you're having fun Where's your uniform? Where's your gun? Better rub up that suntan lotion 'Cause you'll be fighting in the hot sun It's not Vietnam It's another oil company scam Salute that flag of Uncle Sam Get your money out, place your bets It's afghanistan Fix bayonets, check grenades Got enough bullets Got enough rounds to wipe out this place We're the infantry and cavalry Parachutes fill the skies and bodies burn and people die