Smosh - Ultimate Assa**in's Creed 3 lyrics

[Chorus:Anthony Padilla] How many fools can I k** today? Too many to count, don't get in my way I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow Tomahawk chop is my d**h blow [Verse 1:Anthony Padilla] Freedom fightin' machine, big-a** hatchet in hand Why'd you have to k** my bros? I'm-a slash your face, man I'm a very sk**ed a**a**in k**in' dudes in ones and twos Blood flowin' like a river, need a box of tissues When I'm huntin', I be stuntin', you can never find me In the bushes, in the hay stacks, in your mother's laundry Watch me comin', free runnin', up the walls like a boss What you lookin' at, b**h? Taste my tomahawk chop! [Chorus] How many fools can I k** today? Too many to count, don't get in my way I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow Tomahawk chop is my d**h blow [Verse2:Anthony Padilla] From Boston to NY, always up to no good Don't know how I can see out this big-a** hood Walkin' through the crowds touchin' you on the back Using my hidden blade for a secret attack Jumpin' off of giant buildings like I was a super man Use your momma as a meat shield every time that I can Take a break from the war to hunt for some meat What? A man's gotta eat... [Chorus] How many fools can I k** today? Too many to count, don't get in my way I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow Tomahawk chop is my d**h blow [Verse3:Ian Hecox] Up first in the verse feel the clack of wooden teeth Bread and bu*ter, lift the covers and you'll find the fu**in' heat Revolution I lead, with the world I got beef I dig my wigs powdered, wear boxers- I don't wear briefs You can't step up to me and my gang Horse and carriage, drive bys, bullet in the chamb' Ridin' over your clique like the Delaware, son I'll get my face on that dollar before this sh*t's done [Chorus] How many fools can I k** today? Too many to count, don't get in my way I shoot those mofos in the throat with my bow Tomahawk chop is my d**h blow