Smosh - We Rule High School lyrics

Uh, what up, freshmen! All the freshmen in the house say yeah, yes, I said all the freshman in the house say yeah, yep, uh uh here we go! High school is pretty crap so we're gonna teach you with this hecka cool rap, how to get through your first year in school and how to be like us and be super cool! If you wanna be cool you gotta get to school late cool guys always show up to school late, the teacher might smack you and player hate but don't worry, bro you can hit her with a tate... -ertot, tater-tots are great weapons and great food put 'em in your pocket for lunchtime, dude but they get your pocket all hecka greasy, cafeteria pizza will make you queasy. Bein' a freshmen is totally fresh, man ditch cla**, punch bullies throw 'em in a trashcan, if a teacher tries to fail you don't get mad just gohome and b**h about it to your dad. There isn't such thing as being bullied that's just called being a b**h, step up to the bully grab his balls and give them a great big pinch, I once pinched a bully's balls so hard they fell on the ground, he cried like a big dumb baby as I kicked them all around, his doctors tried to sew his balls back on but they just couldn't do it, cuz I broke into the operating room grabbed his sack and I threw it (into his own mouth). Bein' a freshman is totally fresh, man ditch cla**, punch bullies throw 'em in a trashcan, if a teacher tries to fail you don't get mad just go home and b**h about it to your dad. Doing good in cla** and paying attention is for losers I do good grammar and all I do is stare at teachers hooters, but I still get A's in every cla**, wanna know how? Cuz I ch-ch-ch-ch-cheat let us show you now, you hide in a plant for a couple of hours 'til everyone's gone away, then you sneak to the computer; use cool hax and change all of your grades, just watch out for the big janitor that comes at night try blinding him with a flashlight then beat him to d**h with a big chalk stick, and kick him repeatedly in the big long, Bein' a freshman is totally fresh, man ditch cla**, punch bullies throw 'em in a trashcan, if a teacher tries to fail you don't get mad just go home and b**h about it to your dad. [repeat] High school is not a place for f-f-f-f-fun, it's a place for making out with chicks and scoring digits, son, never do homework and always ditch and that's how you survive high school b**h!