Smosh - Driver's Ed Rap lyrics

[Ian:] Uhhhh High school [Anthony:] Driver's ed [Ian:] I-Dog [Anthony:] And A-Dizzle [Ian:] Teachin people about driving and stuff [Anthony:] Yeah, we gettin extra credit for this one [Ian:] Jump in my bombdiggity car Let's do this [Both:] Yeah! [Ian:] First make sure that you buckle up your seat belt Cause if you don't and get in a wreck you will be k**ed Your body will be in pieces and look all icky Your blood will be all over the place and'll be real sticky [Anthony:] When a cop pulls you over for speeding Just start peeing sponsored links F-f-for the time being He'll think that your crazy and run away Or he'll give you a ticket Make your mom pay [Both:] If you pa** the test you're gonna drive a car And drive around town like a super star We could go to the mall or laser tag We can drive with no hands But we ain't gonna brag If you past the test you're gonna drive a car If you get a lotta gas you can go real far To the gym To work out On your pecs So all the ladies can gives you lots of s**! [Anthony:] I went to Compton Some muggers tried to jack me They pulled out a gun A-a-and tried to cap me You should always carry A weapon in your car Like a bat, A stapler, A towel, Or a metal bar [Ian:] A girl once sent me b**bie shots I liked it a lots Till I hit a mailbox I drove off the road looking at a breast And that's how I failed my first driving test! [Both:] If you pa** the test you're gonna drive a car And drive around town like a super star We could go to the mall or laser tag We can drive with no hands But we ain't gonna brag If you past the test you're gonna drive a car If you get a lotta gas you can go real far To the gym To work out On your pecs So all the ladies can gives you lots of s**! [Anthony:] Don't you ever flip and try to ghost ride your whip Cause you just might trip Yeah, and have a nip slip, uh Flip on your hip Bit the tip of a chip Take a road trip and skinny dip On a cruise ship [Ian:] Always look both ways on a street Unless you wanna get beat By a car It'll run you over And drag your body real far Then no one will like you Just like Jar-Jar [Anthony:] So that's how you drive an automobile That's all you need to know, so grab the wheel Quit being an idiot loser driven by your mom [Both:] Because driving yourself Is the bomb! Driver's Ed! b**h!