Smosh - Dixon Cider lyrics

Sometimes you have bad days Days when you think nothing can bring you up But if you've got a girl you got nothing to worry about Just Listen here and we will tell you just what's up Grab your girl and have some Dixon cider And show her love with your Dixon cider And fill her full with lots of Dixon cider In her mouth all flowing down inside her And grab a grandma get some Dixon cider To old to handle all the Dixon cider And show her family your Dixon cider In her mouth all flowing down inside her You might not get it yet so I'm gonna tell you again (Hey hey ho) Then you can shout it out and go tell all of your friends (Hey hey ho) I love Dixon cider and I will till the day that I die (Ooooh) I would even choose it over Oh umm *sigh* I guess pie It makes me feel so good I wanna have more Dixon cider If I don't get enough I will beg and plead Cause girl you know just what I need I'm on a mission for some Dixon cider If you got a woman then you best go hide her Cause I will find her give her Dixon cider Push and shove it all down inside her Make her thirst for the Dixon cider Put it on a string so I can ride her All day every day Dixon cider Can't wait to pour it all inside her Dixon cider I was 13 when I had my first Dixon cider I had so much when I talked I would slurrr My parents didn't like it there was nothing they could do Then my mama tried it she started slurring too My dad said no more Dixon cider till your older I said hell no so I rolled him over with a boulder Now my a** is stuck in this crappy foster care Can anyone save me from this k**er bear No no get away from me bear no nooo (Aaagggh) It don't matter who you are White black Asian or Hispanic There's no need to panic You know that sh**s organic If you don't get enough It can make you go nuts (So good) Grab your Dixon cider (So good) Wash it down with doughnuts Grab your grandma get some Dixon cider Sweet sweet love you will provide her Fill her full with lots of Dixon cider In her mouth all flowing down inside her Then shovel her with Dixon cider With all your clothes in that's what I prefer Show your love with Dixon cider Push and shove it all down inside her So That's the deal and I hope you understand We want the whole world with Dixon cider in it's hands If your wondering what this song is really all about We're talking about shoving penis is your mouth Yeah!