Smosh - This Album's Smoshtastic (intro) lyrics

[Anthony] All right, Ian, you ready to do this? [Ian] Sure. I got to make sure my pitch is perfect. Mimimimimi! [A] Dude, shut up! [I] Sorry. [A] All right, then. Kick that nasty beat! [I] Actually, can you kick it? I just don't feel like beat kicking today. [A] Fine. [Anthony beatboxing in the background] [I] What up party people? Get ready for a treat. [A] This album's Smoshtastic and it's really neat. [I] So sit back and relax. [A] As we get to the task [I] Of blowin' out your mind. [A] And movin' that a**! [I] This is crazy. [A] This is funny. [I] And we're takin' all your money. [A] We'll be singin' stupid songs until your eggs get runny. [I] We got songs about robots and songs about dicks. [A] Songs about Santa rockin' licorice whips. [I] We got metal from my mom and parents s**in'. [A] Yeah, emo love ballads and tomahawk chuckin'. [I] And just when you think we ain't got nothin' left. [A] Then we switch it up and hit you with [Both] Cliche dubstep! [Starts beatboxing dubstep] [I] Ugh. That s**ed, dude. [A] Whatever, man. Dubstep's freakin' hard! [I] Worst intro ever