Smosh - Hair Ballad lyrics

I've been unlucky in love and so disenchanted I screwed it all up And took you for granted Hair... I wish you never were not there Can't get a job And nobody loves me Used to have friends But now I'm so lonely Hair... I hope you know that I still care Hair... You make me feel so complete If you'd come back I'd grow you down to my feet Even fat girls won't look at me on the street, I swear... I'd do it all for some more hair Motorists beware 'Cause I might blind you with my glare Life's so unfair I really miss my sweet a** hair I don't mean my "a** hair" I should've put a hyphen there