Smosh - Ultimate Breakup Medley lyrics

Screw you Anthony-y-y! Pants always full of pee-ee-ee. You cried when your goldfish died Like a little p**y. Screw you Anthony-y-y! Gave you hepatitis C. I vomit every time I see your naked body. I remember at the theater where we met, The first time. You ran out the movie hecka wet, The pants kind. Then you asked for a napkin to wipe it up 'Cause you dropped some "water" on the front of your pants. Ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh! Everyone knew the "water" was pee! Ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh! Pissed yourself watching Paranormal Activity. He thought he had perfect abs. Drew them on with a sharpie. Looked like a douchebag. Uh uh, oh yeah. Oh yeah, I'd catch him stealing superhero costumes From all the little kids. And cutting out the a-a-a-abs Putting them under tight-a** T-shirts. It was so sad, so sad. Screw you Anthony-y-y! Pants always full of pee-ee-ee. You cried when your goldfish died Like a little p**y. Screw you Anthony-y-y! Gave you hepatitis C. I vomit every time I see your naked body. I remember that one time that I caught you humming along Wearing all my clothes and dancing to my songs Was nasty, nasty, nasty-y-y-y-y. I knew you were a p**y when I saw you Dancing to my songs Dressed up in my high heels and my thong With my face tattooed on your bu*t. Oh, no! Why the hell is it on your bu*t?! I know! Woah. And just in case Anthony tries to say, "It ain't so," I secretly taped our breakup on video. One last thing. Before I come to an e-e-end. I cheated on Anthony With his amazing best friend, And the greatest bowl-cut hair, And thighs oh so meaty, He's better than Anthony, And the only one for me ever. Sorry Anthony-y-y, But you really do smell like pee-ee-ee. And I'm with Ian now 'Cause his thighs are so meaty And his bu*t cheeks are totally firmer than yours.