Smosh - Smash Rap lyrics

[CHORUS:] [Zelda:] We started the party with the best of friends And you think the fun never ends We used to be tight like brothers By the end we want to murder each other [Mega Man:] Remind me again what the hell's your name No one put "Samus" in the title of your game Nice skin tight suit Where is your pole? Might make your dough Without a camel toe Blonde hair and blue eyes Don't from your true size Like Iggy Iz without sk**s or cla** But you'll never be a rapper with a flat-a** a** [Zero Suit Samus:] My a** may be flat But don't get caught You need an outfit switch, b**h You're looking nerdy and fat I'm feeling s**ually harra**ed By the brown streakon your a** Blast your a** back to the 80s When you were relevant last [Mega Man:] Haha, no one's gonna admit but it's plain to see You only got in the game 'Cause you give the best down B Your fighting's weak and your moves are sh** Players only choose you to stare at your tits This ain't a beauty pageant Ain't playing with dolls It's about time to taste these Mega Man Balls! [CHORUS] [Mega Man:] Look at your cute face, man, I can't fight you Your game's stupid simple Only little kids like you How can I fight someone I just wanna hug Now, run along kid and go catch a bug [The Villager:] Let's get this over quick I'm dirty- Need a bath Filled with all your blood After I murder your a** I'll start at the top I hear the scalp tastes nice Don't worry, blue eyes I'll just try a little slice Then after your head Down to your fingers Cobble them up, don't worry I won't linger Using my scissors on your scrotum and balls Snip, snippy, snip until a blood river falls I love the fresh smell of blood on the gra** Can't run away 'cause I'm way too fast I'll light you on a fire and drench you in gas I'll take a rusty knife And shove it deep inside your a** (DEFEATED!) [Mario:] I'm the king, this is my kingdom So show respect! 'Cause you look to me like some stupid Tron reject Oops, I leaked a video to TMZ last night of you making love to your arm cannon flashlight [Mega Man:] Look up "sell out" in the dictionary and see Mario Got your face on every thing just like a NINTEND-HO Keep copies of your game in the bathroom For when I need to wipe Peach always gets kidnapped Because you're too busy Plumbing Luigi's pipe [Mario:] You try to roll hard Like your name is Donkey Kong But through your girly-a** thights We can see your tiny dong We've been fighting for years Don't need another player Go run along with Sega And be another failure [Mega Man:] You're Pedo-stached preening p**y Plumbing f**ing prick On the roster you're the reject that no one ever picks It ain't my fault you're always losing your chick SORRY Your princess is in another castle su*kING MY DICK