Smosh - Netflix Conscience lyrics

Alright stop Before you waste hours on Sharknado Then complain to your friends you should've just played Halo You better think of the consequence (Who are you?) We're your Netflix Conscience That's nonsense You got time There's no need to be manic and panic Watch Lord of the Rings or Rose and Jack in Titanic Don't listen to him, Eddy don't you dare be a fool You'd better be ready in six hours, get your a** to school How about a TV series so he can watch a ton? He can watch Sherlock, I hear that one's fun Those are 90 minutes each and he can't watch one season Like when Sherlock dies, you've gotta see the reason Uh-uh! Spoiler alert! You've just ruined it for Eddy It's on the popular page, you should've seen it already Then how about House of Cards? Second season's kinda lame Nah, it's awesome, bruh The main chick is thrown in front of a train sh**! We've wasted 3 hours tryin' to decide If he just watched Sharknado he could've watched it 2 times f** it, just watch it, let's leave Eddy be Alright, let's do this! Oh sh**, it's just DVD There's too much content on Netflix It's hard to choose what to watch next on Netflix On Netflix On Netflix There's too much content on Netflix It's hard to choose what to watch next on Netflix On Netflix On Netflix Ah snap! You can't watch Magic Mike right now Yeah, looks like too many people are on your account somehow Guess you'd better watch TV with f**ing commercials on Hulu Alright, don't be brash Just think who you gave your pa**word to Well, let's see Your mother, your brother, and who else again? We're forgetting someone Oh yeah, your ex-boyfriend! Ah sh**, girl, how can we log him out? Just change your pa**word Kick him off the account! Woah, now it's his account He still pays the bill Say what? You're a Netflix moocher? You're making me ill! He's right Robin you gotta get your own login Move on with your life And hop on that toboggan! There's too much content on Netflix It's hard to choose what to watch next on Netflix On Netflix On Netflix There's too much content on Netflix It's hard to choose what to watch next on Netflix On Netflix On Netflix This ought to be easy This dude is a smoothie But Rudy's got to be smart when he's choosing the movie Yo what about The Notebook? Nah she'll catch onto your ruse It's been a decade since that move was first used Then we'll need something boring Then she'll fall asleep A thoughtful documentary She'll get too sad and she'll weep How bout "Smosh: The Movie" then? This is getting stupid Let's just turn it off and kiss her Make sure the lights are down So she won't question your lip blister Yo slow it down no need to rush We can try a foreign film to impress his sweet crush Ah quit being pretentious man No one wants to read Well maybe we should ask her what she wants to see? (Hey babe what do you want to watch?) (How 'bout Sex and the City) Damn, that's not on here What should Rudy do? Looks like we have to buy that sh** off iTunes Nah, dummy, that show's on HBO Now But that's 15 bucks a month We're not a cash cow! Let's just take a step back And look at what this is really about Yeah, why are we spending this much just to make out? Rudy stop thinking with your goblin And start using your noggin And just slide with it, man Hop on life's toboggan There's too much content on Netflix It's hard to choose what to watch next on Netflix On Netflix On Netflix There's too much content on Netflix It's hard to choose what to watch next on Netflix On Netflix On Netflix