Smosh - Anything You Can Do I Can Do Dumber lyrics

Anything he can do, I can do dumber I can do anything dumber than him No, you can't Yeah, I can No, you can't Yeah, I can Quit talking crap And prove you're dumb, man To get around town I can ace this race I roll down the street With shopping carts as skates I always take first dates To da club with my mum I run through airports Screaming about my lip balm You think that's dumb? That ain't sh**, son I misplaced my hammer So I used a nail gun Blow dry my hair While I take a nap in the bath I stuck my tongue to a frozen pole And it hecka s**ed a** Anything you can do, I can do dumber I can do anything dumber than you No, you can't Yeah, I can No, you can't Yeah, I can Quit talking crap And prove you're dumb, man Dumb, dumb, da-dumb, dumb, da-dumb, dumb, da-dumb Dumb! Forgot to put lemons In my lemon meringue pie Dumb! Hold my breath through a tunnel And almost died Dumb! Siphoned gas out of a septic tank Dumb! Tagged myself a selfie When I tried to rob a bank Dumb! Lit fireworks in my room To hear them go pop Dumb! Built a fully functional humanoid robot Er, dude... That's not dumb at all. That's...actually kind of brilliant. Oh, er... Peed into a bottle and gave it to a cop Hahahaha! Anything you can do, I can do dumber I can do anything dumber than you No, you can't Yeah, I can No, you can't Yeah, I can Quit talking crap And prove you're dumb, man I can eat my phone To take a pic of my heart I can scratch my own back 'Cause I cut off my arm Gave a scary biker a free prostate exam To impress a hitchhiker I lit my fart inside a van What?