Smosh - Hardcore Max lyrics

His name is Max and he's going to school He doesn't wear a helmet 'cause he's so cool He keeps his helmet on his bars Darts out randomly in front of cars Talks on his phone while rollin' down the street He even has a girlfriend, isn't that sweet!? He hits on chicks even if they're skanky He smells his pits and they're hella stinky! Okay, I just need to clarify one motherf**ing thing Max is a bada** motherf**er If you don't f**ing believe me Then look at his motherf**ing helmet on his motherf**ing handlebars Holy sh**, that guy is hardcore! Oh yeah, and he swears a sh**load And everyone knows that's f**ing awesome! What's this? is this is a hardcore part? Yeah! Just like Max! His name is Max! He doesn't wear a helmet! He keeps it on his handlebar! He's failing all his cla**es! And he's only ten?! What? I thought he was like twenty-six So you're telling me that I wrote this bada** song about a ten year old?! You know what? I don't care if he's ten, or fifty, or even a friggin' baby He's still more hardcore than I'll ever be, and I'm thirty-two! Wait, Max! Watch out for your helmet! Max didn't wear his helmet Now he has suffered a concussion And he will be in a coma for the next three weeks But it was worth it because Helmets make you look really geeky. Why do I sound like a bad rip-off Of the Red Hot Chili Peppers?