Smosh - Boxman 2.0 lyrics

Walking down the street on a beautiful summer day The wind blows I return a man's toupee I hold the door open for the man and his wife Blue skies are the best time of my life I'm a nice guy and get nothing in return but Cut in line, mean mugged, smacked on the bu*t By the way, saying "Good game" doesn't mean it's OK Guy on guy bu*t slapping's really gay No, that's not me now, I'm Boxman version two Out with the old box, in with the new Don't expect a dance from me that's so overplayed Boxman Dance time won't get me laid Uh uh The old me would be polite and hold open doors Not the new me, I'll walk past 'cause I'm hardcore Hand me that paper, no I won't say please Because I'm a BAMF like Sue from Glee Which gang should I join? The Bloods or the Crips? Why not combine the two? Purple is hip (Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination) Let's see that dinosaur's gang operation He's a Boxman version two Everything you knew about him's now untrue He's a Boxman two point oh He's really bada** like G.I. Joe He's a Boxman in a gang They make him do things that are insane He's a Boxman as you can see Breaking that table was really mean So maybe gang life ain't all it's cracked up to be Hanging out with old men who live at home just ain't for me Oops Forgot to wear my undies They all saw my box-bu*t and made fun of me Stop, everybody put your hands in the air There's a gang affair going on in here, I'm aware Holy f**ing sh**, I'm f**ing out of here, man I had nothing to do with any of their plans Whoa, oh my God, dude, what the hell is all this? Gangs play Pokemon? You can't be serious Hey, is that a Snorlax? that card is super cool I'll trade you for my Squirtle, Mewtwo, and Tentacruel Now I'm a box living in a box on the street All 'cause I wanted street cred from the industry I don't care if people don't like what they see If they got beef with me, they can go hump a tree He's a Boxman version two Everything you knew about him's now untrue He's a Boxman two point oh He really really likes that Cosby Show! He's a Boxman acts like himself now Doesn't try to act like the rest of the crowd He's a Boxman now he's cleaner But if you're a prick he'll kick your wiener!