Smosh - I Lost my Hair! lyrics

I've been unlucky in love and so disenchanted I screwed it all up and took you for granted Hair… I wish you never were not there Can't get a job and nobody loves me Used to have friends, but now I'm so lonely Hair… I hope you know that I still care Hair, you make me feel so complete If you'd come back, I'd grow you down to my feet Even fat girls won't look at me on the street I'd swear… I'd do it all for some more hair Motorist beware 'cause I might blind you with my glare Life's so unfair I really miss my sweet a** hair I don't mean my “a** hair” I should've put a hyphen there