Smosh - Driver's Ed Crap Rap! lyrics

[Intro: I-Dawg and A-Dizzle] UH! High school! Driver's Ed! I-Dawg! And A-Dizzle Teachin' people about drivin' and stuff Yeah, we gettin' extra credit for this one Jump in my bomb-diggity car! LET'S DO THIS! Yeah! [Verse 1: A-Dizzle and I-Dawg] First, make sure that you buckle up your seatbelt Cuz if you don't and get in a wreck, you will be k**ed Your body will be in pieces and look all icky Your blood will be all over the place And it will be real sticky When a cop pulls you over for speeding Just start peeing f-f-for the time Being He'll think that your crazy and run away Or he'll give you a ticket, make your mom pay! [Hook: I-Dawg and A-Dizzle] If you pa** your test, your gonna drive a car And drive it 'round town like a super-star We could go to the mall or laser tag We can drive with no hands, but we ain't gonna brag If you pa** the test, your gonna drive a car If you get a lotta gas, you can go real far To the gym your work out on your pecs So all the ladies can givez you lots of s**! [Verse 2: A-Dizzle and I-Dawg] I went to Compton Some muggers tried to jack me They pulled out a gun a-a-and tried to cap me You should always carry a weapon in your car Like a bat, a stapler, a towel, or a metal bar A girl once sent me b**bie shots I liked it a lotz until I hit a mailbox I drove off the road lookin' at a breast And that's how I failed my first drivin' test [Hook] [Bridge: A-Dizzle and I-Dawg] Don't you ever flippin' try to ghostride your whip 'Cuz you just might trip Yeah Have a nip-slip. Ah Flip on your hip Bit the tip of a chip Take a road trip and skinny dip on a cruise ship Always look both ways on the street Unless you wanna get beat By a car! It'll run you over and drag your body real far Then no one will like you Just like Jar Jar [Outro: I-Dawg and A-Dizzle] So that's how you drive an automobile That's all you need to know So grab the wheel Quit being an idiot loser driven by your mom Because driving yourself is DA BOMB!!! Driver's Ed! b*tch! (explosion)