Turn that damn music down Go, go, go, kick it You got to be real I met this guy named Tony, just too bone me he'd get with a 'rony Thought I would oblige but I wouldn't When he came close he knew he just couldn't get me, the F.MC But back then I needed a friend, I looked at his face and then I thought again Maybe he can have a chance, no Kick it But nah, I couldn't go that route A girl like Smooth just had to doubt He's not equipped for my kind I mean my body, my soul and my mind This guy was not quite my type I looked at him and then I couldn't get hype I said oh no, it's time to go home You're not coming back because you can't??? Real, you got to be real I knew this other guy named Rick Always on the smooth trip But I had to break down his ego Before he got to me I had to let him go Trying to bust the move I said oh no He tried to give me money but I still said no He was cute, I won't lie I felt like giving this cute guy a try But why? It wouldn't work This guy was cute but he was a flirt I just didn't think that it would go Because a girl like Smooth is not a girl like a ho I don't give it up easy This little boy must have thought I was sleazy Try to approach quiet Nah, I didn't riot Real, you got to be real There was someone that I knew Thought he was a winner, oh yes this is true He took me to dinner at his place He was moving to quick, I said this is not a race I said yeah boy, I need some time So I left came back and then played with the mind Oh yes, later to find that's him, thought he was a Tina You got to be real Damn, thought he was Tina, a real life unusual ballerina I said, oh no, I've been tricked This guy's not really on my dip He was worthless, useless with no taste Acting like a woman standing in my face Step off cause you gets no rap Turn that damn music down You ain't having it, your face was meant to be slapped Who would have guessed you, I just diss you Leave you crying, leave you to die It's a fact that you just ain't got it Oh, you're just a little too weird, too tough Kind of crisscross can't understand why you act that way Turn that damn music down Real, kick it