There's nothing I'd rather see Than for you to fail There's nothing I'd rather see Than for you to fail And where is the beauty That I once had? Where is the beauty That I had once? I feel like I'm becoming a stick in the mud I feel like I'm becoming a Lou Reed Mistrial Stick in the mud There's nothing I'd rather see Than for you two to fail There's nothing I'd rather see Than for you two to fail And where is the beauty That I once had? And where is the beauty I had just once? I hate songs with questions in them I feel like I'm becoming a stick in the mud I feel like I'm becoming a Lou Reed Mistrial Stick in the mud