Smash Cast - The National Pastime lyrics

Fellas! (Yeah?) Fellas! (Is it?) Hey, team! (Off the benches, it's Marilyn!) I just got a date (She just got a date!) With baseball's Joltin' Joe! (That lucky so-and-so!) So run me ∘round the bases, Put me through my paces, And teach me all the things a slugger's lover Should know! What's that there? (That's the pitcher's mound!) Have you ever seen a shape that is so perfectly round? (Batter up!) Play ball! (You better give it your all!) ∘Cause all men like to play at The national pastime. Who's that man? (That's the first base coach!) sponsored links Have you noticed that he signals every time I approach? (k** the ump!) Throw him out! (Because there isn't a doubt..) That all men like to play at The national pastime! When I was just a little girl, I liked being dainty and purty. But now that I'm giving sports a whirl, I find I kinda like to get dirty! (Yeah!) (Baby, what's that there?) That's the team bullpen, And I like the odds I'm seeing: no girls, all men! (Hit the deck, look alive! Beware the lady's line drive!) Because my sk** and my pa**ion'll Elevate the national... Peanuts! Hot Dogs! Crackerjack! I don't care, I don't care if I ever get back! (When the season's over, the play won't end...) ∘Cause a baseball diamond is a girl's best friend! Yes, my style and my fashion'll Elevate the national Pastime!